Anonymous Sex

MAN
Give me a girl who's got hair down to her ass,
Someone who never leaves a glass of wine unfinished.

WOMAN
Give me a guy who's got an accent that kills,
Be he Chilean, Greek, Nigerian, or Finnish.
Just give me anyone as long as I don't know 'em.
I can't go home feelin' lonely again.

BOTH
But one more day of the familiar's
Gonna kill your libido

WOMAN
If it wasn't killed way back when.

BOTH
Oh oh oh I want anon-anon-anonymous sex
With a stranger that I met in a bar.
Oh oh oh
I want an incognito fling
With a swinger in a rental car.

WOMAN
Give me casual encounters.

MAN
I'm not drunk-dialin' my ex anymore.

WOMAN
Oh oh oh I want anonymous sex.

MAN
Oh oh oh I want anonymous sex.

BOTH
Oh oh oh I want anon-anon-anonymous sex.

MAN
Where are the chicks who dominate and seduce?
The kind they never introduce you to in college?

WOMAN
Show me the guys and gals who don't start to blush
At just the mention of a brush with tantric knowledge.

BOTH
Just give me anyone as long as I don't know 'em,

MAN
I can't go home feelin' lonely again.

WOMAN
No no no.

MAN
But one more day of

BOTH
The familiar's gonna kill your libido

WOMAN
If it wasn't killed way back when.

MAN
Way back when.

BOTH
Oh oh oh I want anon-anon-anonymous sex

WOMAN
With some random hipster I don't recall.

BOTH
Oh oh oh

MAN
I want a classified affair
With an airhead in a bathroom stall.

BOTH
Give me casual encounters.
Just leave your personal specs at the door.

WOMAN
Oh oh oh I want anonymous sex.

MAN
Oh oh oh I want anonymous sex.

BOTH
Oh oh oh I want anon-anon-anonymous sex.

WOMAN
Oh oh oh

MAN
Oh oh oh

BOTH
Oh oh oh I want anon-anon-anonymous sex
With a stranger that I met in a bar.
Oh oh oh
I want an incognito fling
With a swinger

WOMAN
In a rental car.

MAN
Oh.
Give me casual encounters.

WOMAN
Give me casual encounters.

BOTH
I'm not drunk-dialin' my ex anymore.

WOMAN
Oh oh oh I want anonymous sex.

MAN
Oh oh oh I want anonymous sex.

BOTH
Oh oh oh I want anon-anon-anonymous sex.
Yeah.

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Associated Artists

Phoebe Strole
Skylar Astin
Noah Weisberg
Jenni Barber
Josh Young
Caissie Levy